A Collection Of Clever Cat Puns And Kitty Jokes For Feline Lovers

For most of us cat lovers, we are huge fans of humor centered around all things cats. I know that I love a good cat meme, cat joke, and I especially love clever cat puns. Check out this fun list I’ve gathered of clever cat puns and jokes, and if you’ve got a good one of your own to share, leave us a comment and tell us what it is!

Funny cat-tastic cat pun lingo:

You gotta be kitten me




Cattitude (my favorite, obviously!)

cat jokes and puns

Basic meow talk…

Meowy (Merry in cat speak)

Right meow

When all is well in your world…


Fur Real

Feline fine




Cat talk when something is bad…





Mewsery or Mewsirable


Some funny cat jokes for feline lovers…

What do cats wear at night?


Why do cats always get their way?

Because they’re purr-suasive!

What’s a cat’s favorite magazine?

Good Mousekeeping!

Wanna hear a bad cat joke?

Just kitten!

Why was the cat sitting on the computer?

To keep an eye on the mouse!

What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter!

What’s a cat’s favorite TV show?

Claw and Order

What do you call a cat drinking lemonade?

A sour puss. 

How do cats get over a fight?

They hiss and makeup.

What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo?

An eskimew!

What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat?

A peeping tom.

Want to read all about the most common myths about cats? Check out this article here on Cattitude Daily where I debunk the most common myths about our feline friends. 

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